Welcome to Half-Assed-Life.
Hiding in your toilet since 1990
It's Coming
That's right, I'm back! I know there wasn't that much of a fanbase anyway, but I'm hoping atleast half of the original readers are still here (That's right, all 4 of them).
I honestly wish there was a GMod comic-based forum on the internet, but since PHWonline went under and FacePunch sucks, there is no such thing.
[ 2 ] Bots
It seems that a few bots have found the site.
I am sorry for this, but it seems that they found PHWOnline and are now spreading themselves through the network.
Installation Complete
Yes, this does mean I successfully installed my Adobe Photoshop again.
I don't know how soon I will be able to start with the webcomic though, sorry.
And right now I'm trying to choose between starting a hand-drawn comic or carrying on with Half-Assed-Life.
Update
[b]No, I don't mean a comic update, I'm just here to tell you the comic is NOT dead.
I had to wipe my hard drive over the holidays so I lost my Adobe Photoshop 7 program, which means I have to reinstall it all over again which is proving a bit difficult at the moment.
So bear with me and there should be a comic soon enough.
On another note, if there are any Mighty Boosh fans here, there is a Role-Playing site where you can play as the characters. The site is currently looking for people to play as some of the main characters and the original people that played them are MIA.
Here is the site: http://booshyrpg.proboards56.com/index.cgi
Just create a regular profile and ask for a character in this thread:http://booshyrpg.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=characterclaim&action=display&thread=1195299176
A small hiatus
As the title of this news post suggests, there will be a short hiatus as I keep up with all of the college work, custom the characters skins a bit, work on the storyline for Survivor and get my life back on track.
I will still update every so often, just not so much as I used to.
There will be a news post when I plan to come back fully, so don't start thinking that I'm never coming back!
What time is it? No it's not Chico time!
It's nearly the 50th issue of Half-Assed-Life and in December it will be the 1 year anniversary!
I am trying to decide what to do for the 50th issue but it will be up ASAP
New Slogan
Hopefully this new slogan for the comic will be funnier and easier to understand.
Incase you don't know where it is, it's right up there ^, under the banner.
Thankyou RobcWise and Matthew from Steam!
Today I have two main people to thank for getting my Steam account back.
RobcWise and Matthew who works at Steam.
Also to thank are all my fans who have stood by me all this time.
You all make it worthwhile.
Guess who's back, back again
I'll give you a clue, it's not Eminem...
That's right, i'm back!
You may not have your old 3D Half-Assed-life comics, but would you rather go without it?
Huh?!
Thought not.
Shut-Down
I am sad to say that Half-Assed-Life will be shut-down for a while as i have lost my whole steam account.
I am very sorry guys and girls.
Hiatus
There will be a temporary hiatus to the comic as i have currently been sucked into World of Warcraft.
I play on a private server, so if anyone wishes to join me just leave a comment!
Caption Competition
There is a Caption Competition on the forums under the "Comedy" section. The winner gets to write a Guest Strip for Half-Assed-Life.
New Characters
I am accepting entries for new characters.
So if you would like you to be forever idolised in Half-Assed-Life, either email me at slybot@hotmail.co.uk or leave a comment.
In the email or comment, please say what Name and Character Model you would like.
Forums
The forums are now up and running!
You can find the link to them under the tab named "Forum"
New chatroom
Incase many of you hadn't noticed, I have now updated the chatroom to a Live one, so old messages won't be left over and clutter up anything.
Of course, if you would like me to put it back to the old chatroom, then please leave a comment saying so.
Extra Extra! Read all about it!
I have now added a new section called "Wallpapers and Extra Images".
I'm not sure whether the dimensions for the wallpapers are correct, if something is wrong then please tell me and I will try to sort it out.
Nah-Nah, Why don't you get a job?
This note is out to all of the cast in Half-Assed-Life.
Since everyone is getting a job within the comic, you need to message me telling me what job you want.
And if anyone would like to make an appearance in a few of the strips then leave a comment!
My Final Fantasy
The lack of updates has been due to my new addiction: Final Fantasy XII.
I haven't played a Final Fantasy game since FF: Tactics Advance.
But FF XII has rekindled my love of it.
I know that there are special groups, for people completely obsessed with these games, to try to get them off it.
I even found my original Final Fantasy VI in my room! By the time i'm 20 or 30 that'll probably be worth a bundle :D
Happy Birthday!!!
The next episode of Half-Assed-Life is it's 20th birthday! The first part will be released tonight and the rest tomorrow!
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Now gimme my fucking presents
Chatroom
The Official Half-Assed-Life Chatroom is now up and running!
If there are any problems then please contact me!